my only skill includes falling in love with people i can’t have

(Source: cyberblogging)

(Source: alegbra)

  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

image

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato